My kids say the craziest things
background: in this story my wife is putting my 5yo daughter to sleep. My daughter shares a room with my 3yo son. They have a bunk bed.
Daughter: Mommy you should stay and sleep with me
Son (from lower bunk): She can’t. She has to sleep with daddy because they are married. You sleep with me because we are married.
Daughter: Brothers and sisters can’t get married
Son: Why? Will the police come and get us?
<!— seriously. you can’t make this stuff up —>
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